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Bring humor to your shift with the Funny “I Am Not Qualified to Diagnose but I Have Theories” Retractable Badge Reel 😂. Perfect for nurses, doctors, medical students, and healthcare staff, this badge holder combines practicality and personality.
The retractable cord makes it easy to swipe or scan your ID without removing it 🔄, while the sturdy clip attaches securely to scrubs, coats, or lanyards.
Crafted with durable plastic casing and a strong spring mechanism, this reel is built for long hours and daily hospital use.
Its funny slogan design adds a lighthearted touch to your uniform, making it a great way to show personality while staying professional 🌟.
Compact, lightweight, and functional, it also makes a perfect gift for healthcare workers who appreciate humor in their day-to-day routine 🎁.
Upgrade your work essentials with this funny retractable badge reel, where laughter meets practicality 💼.
1 × Funny “I Am Not Qualified to Diagnose but I Have Theories” Badge Reel
1 × Retractable Cord Mechanism
1 × Durable Clip Attachment
Protective Packaging
Q1: Is the reel retractable?
A: Yes, it features a smooth pull-and-retract cord.
Q2: Who is this badge reel designed for?
A: Ideal for nurses, doctors, students, and hospital staff.
Q3: Does the design fade?
A: No, the printed slogan is long-lasting and durable.
Q4: Can it hold standard ID cards?
A: Yes, it’s perfect for ID cards, name tags, and access cards.
Q5: Is it lightweight?
A: Yes, compact and easy to carry daily.
Q6: Does it attach securely?
A: Yes, the metal clip secures firmly to clothing or lanyards.
Q7: Does it make a good gift?
A: Absolutely – it’s a funny and thoughtful gift for medical professionals.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Product Type | Retractable Badge Reel |
| Design | Funny Medical Slogan |
| Clip Type | Sturdy Metal Clip |
| Reel Mechanism | Retractable Cord |
| Compatibility | ID Cards, Name Tags, Access Cards |
| Material | Plastic + Metal |
| Style | Funny, Decorative |
| Usage | Hospitals, Clinics, Nursing Schools |
| Portability | Lightweight & Compact |
| Durability | Daily Professional Use |
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